Warning!!!!!!

Now that we all three know that exactly three of us log on to this blog. It is really mean if even these two people dont find it worth to set aside a lil time to comment. Just so i know my efforts are appreciated. Mind u its an effort my lil bird brain actually comes up wid somethin is worth a comment itself. So this is a warning note. I dont find comments no further post.... (I knw u wont be missing much but still a lil importance is all i am openly asking for;)

We all are the Same

A lil girl came running towards me. It must be atleast 35 degrees outside. But i remained unaffected. I was safe within my airconditioned car. She with her peircing eyes kept peeping thru the closed windows. The heat was seen on her face. She was tired and desperate to sell those lil magazines she held in her hand. Words i doubt she could read. I had two choices. either to roll down the window and purchase something i dont want or just turn the other way. People who live in the metros generally do the later without any guilt. But my conscience wouldnt let me do it. So i rolled down the window,smiled at her and asked her how much a Femina would cost me. She looked at the heap without a clue. I quitely pointed out which one of those was the one, trying to be as modest abt my english medium education i received when i was as young as her. She said phifty ruppes in the typical tone. I removed the money and thanked her. She had the most satisfied look on her face. The same one i ve when i crack a deal with my client who indirectly helped me get the car i am driving today. So we werent all that different huh?

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now.here are the rules>from the male side. These are our rules!.Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!.1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the.changing of the tides..Let it be.>>1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going.to think of it.that way.1. Crying is blackmail..1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one.Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.See a doctor.1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way. 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it,just do it yourself.1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors,like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to expect an answer you don't want to hear.1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks 1. You have enough clothes.. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

I am sure the two boys i know who maybe reading this may agree with me. Its so funny. I am still not gonna change Kanna.